are we there yet?

It has been a long campaign. And it's not over yet. Can we please vote already? Don't call me to ask who i'm voting for. I won't tell you. It's a 'secret' ballot. That means I don't have to tell anyone. Especially some stranger that calls me out of nowhere and interrupts the last 5 minutes of that special program that I've been dying to see so I could find out the solution to the mystery...but noooo. Now I will go to my grave not knowing...